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How do they get these gigs?

So on Friday night, my friends and I went to see Motorhead and Corrosion of Conformity at the Palladium in Worcester, MA.  Not necessarily my favorite bands to see, but it was an excuse for a good night out with friends, Motorhead is always a good show, and although I really didn’t know much about CoC, I did know that they the seal of approval from my trusted music friends, so what the hell.  I did discover that CoC were the ones that did "Clean my Wounds" back in 1994, a song that I always really liked. 

There was another band who opened up the show, by the name of "Zeke" who were…. ummm… let’s see… what’s the word, I’m looking for here….. "atrocious" I think it is.  If I had taken a look and listen to the stuff on their web site, I probably would have had higher hopes for them, as they seem to have a decent enough heavy stoner rock sound.

Live though… ouch.  For a group of music fans who were there to see CoC and Motorhead, I don’t think they could have been more turned off by some loud rock.  One of my friends actually fell asleep during the 90 decibel onslaught, and I think all four of as at some point or another were borderline nodding off it was so boring.  Looking around at the rest of the audience, just about everyone had various looks of boredom, frustration and impatience as they just wanted these guys to get off the freakin’ stage.

Zeke’s sound was basically a wall of guitar and drum noise being played as fast as possible while some fucking loser screamed his way over the top of everything.  It was about as subtle and nuanced as a sledgehammer upside the fucking head.  When Motorhead played, Lemmy sounded like Placido Domingo doing classical arias next to this group of losers.

How a band could create music that is so aggressive, so loud, and so fast and yet still bore an entire audience is beyond me. 

Anyway – CoC and Motorhead were much, much better.  As I said, Motorhead is a good show, though not one of my favorite all time bands, and CoC has exactly one song that I recognized, but they were both about a million times better than Zeke!!

Dancing the Night Away

Last night I went to a "Winter Blues" party at Advertising Ventures, an ad agency here in Providence, RI.  What a great time…  I went expecting to just go to an interesting little business party type of thing, have a few drinks and food while doing a little bit of networking. 

They ended up having two blues bands, one of which was Blues FO (as in "UFO" – for some reason it works a lot better on the kick drum than it does writing out in a sentence) which was playing some great rockin’ blues music.  With 4 or 5 beers in me, a couple of Maker’s Mark and Cokes, and a martini, of course I found myself dancing.  Thankfully I was dancing with several very attractive women (OK, I admit it – that was another major reason for going – particularly one woman who works at the agency, but I digress), some of whom I really need to "follow up" with… 

An interesting point of the evening was when the singer of the band asked from the mic what my name was.  He wanted to know because he actually thought I was a good dancer (he said "you sure can move for a big guy") which was damn funny, but was nice to hear 🙂   Of course, NONE of the girls I was hanging out with were there for that.  DOH!  Strange thing is that its not the first time I’ve been complimented on my dancing.  I must be a dancin’ fool. 

Or at least a fool. 

My First ebay Store

In an attempt to sell off some excess inventory (not enough of you damn people got sick this year) I just opened up an ebay storefront for the first time.  Check it out here.  Thermometers, diabetes organizers, and some other interesting stuff.

It was a very interesting process – some problems getting the site to stop timing out while working on it yesterday, but I got it up and running today and now we have seven items listed, each selling for well below retail.  Go there and buy something to make me look good!

Enjoyable Sins

Kind of a redundant entry title, ain’t it?

Anyway – Saturday night I went to the Middle East Night Club for the Emergenza Festival, specifically to see Sin City Chainsaw.  As we had hoped, they lived up to our expectations, being a great, heavy, fun band. 

Sin City Chainsaw is stoner rock epitomized, with chunky, grinding guitars churning out catchy riffs that evoke Black Sabbath, Hawkwind, Monster Magnet, Kyuss, and Queens of the Stone Age.  While not particularly break-through in their delivery, they are solid, and provide a great fix for the rocker needing a loud hit of some guitars, drums, bass and vocals working together to wake up the outer reaches of the universe.

Sin City Chainsaw are awesome live.  They are obviously enjoying themselves, and the lead singer, Curtis Caswell, fills the roll of rock n’ roll front man perfectly, hitting all the bases: calling out for more noise from the audience, jumping into the crowd, leaning WAY back to wail into the mic (I’ve never seen anyone quite that flexible), and taking off his shirt to expose a disturbing number of tattoos. 

On the record, the production is top-notch, and letting the guitars, bass, and drums work together to create a powerful wall of sound without creating nothing but noise.  My only criticism of the disc is that Caswell tries a bit too hard to recreate the energy of the live show and ends up keeping his vocals and energy levels so high on record that you actually find yourself getting tired listening to him, and wishing that he’d give you a moment’s rest.  I almost feel bad for the guy – he might want to mellow out with some miracle weed himself.

What results is a record with very little "breathing room" in the vocals, which creates almost no drama or tension in the songs.  Sometimes other bands creates songs that don’t quite pay off the way that you hope they would – never quite reach that bombastic crescendo that you are waiting for.  Sin City goes straight there, which is great for a while, but leaves no place to go.  At some point during the course of the 11-song disc, you begin to wish for something to help pace things out – either a slow, soft bridge, or an eerie low spoken voice vocal, or hell, even a power ballad, just to give us a chance to enjoy all the high points of the music and better appreciate the energy that is being exuded.   

Its nothing that a little bit of experienced record producing wouldn’t be able to guide into the songs, and I hope that they get a chance to work with someone like that.  Ironically, the record has "coke dealer" listed as the producer – if they can find "ganja smoker" as a co-conspirator and mellowing influence, Sin City Chainsaw would be golden.

This poor, poor girl

I met someone today is BOTH a Red Sox fan AND a Cubs fan.  She’s originally from Chicago, then moved out here and became a Red Sox fan.

Who DOES that to themselves?  Granted, we can all breathe easier with the Red Sox, but now she still has the OTHER team to deal with.   God, I feel sorry for her….

Checking out local music

Why is it so damn hard to find local bands and hear what they sound like and know when they are playing!?!?  I appreciate the need for artistic integrity and how it can get in the way of that "marketing crap," but goddammit, if no knows what you sound like or where to find you, all the art in the world isn’t going to do you any good!!  Why do so many bands make it so difficult to find and listen to their MP3, don’t provide a way to get emailed about shows, don’t update their show listings (when you know they have new gigs), etc.   Sometimes I think I should have stuck in that line of work from back when I was doing it freelance.

Bartering for Beers

Perhaps this is just one of those "guy things," but does anyone else trade off money for beers and drinks all the time?  Or do my friends and I need to get some professional help?

We were just emailing back and forth about our trip to Philly and I made the majority of the reservations with my credit card, and while telling the guys what they owed me, I rounded it off to a lower, even, number and said "you can just buy me a beer this weekend."   I think its a male ritual or something, or do women do it too??

Philly Trip Done!

I wanted to share with everyone that my "Great lost weekend" with John and Eric in Philly is now officially "on"!  We got together last night and made plans and reservations.  We are simply staying at a Holiday Inn Express, since we’re not planning on spending a lot of time in the room.  Just need a place to pass out, basically! 

We also made reservations at Morimoto’s restaurant which is very exciting.  The plan is to fly down on Friday the 18th, do a few tourist-y things to get the lay of the land, and then have a more "sophisitcated" evening on Friday.  Go to Morimoto’s, and then find a cigar lounge, martini lounge, and/or jazz club and do a nice, fun, but upscale evening.

The next day, Saturday will probably consist of hitting the museum of art and doing the obligatory Rocky thing at the stop of the stairs, strolling through South street and the Italian farmer’s market.  Dinner and drinks Saturday night will be a considerably more informal affair, especially since Eric is planning on dying part of his beard red… just in case we weren’t enough of a bunch of freaks to begin with.

Sunday – well, I guess Sunday depends on how much into Sunday morning we stay up!  We have a late flight, so we should be able to do something fun.  I’m advocating going to Cereality, which just opened up in Philly.  It just looks like a ton of fun to try out.

Diamonds are Forver Annoying

This is hardly a timely entry, but it popped into my head today and thought this was a good place to vent about it.

There is a "diamonds are forever" commercial that I’ve always found very annoying and if I were a woman, would find it pretty annoying.  It’s the one where the couple – man and wife, since I believe the ad is for some sort of anniversary-related piece of jewelry – is standing in an Italian piazza, and he starts shouting out "I LOVE THIS WOMAN!!" over and over.  A silly, but dramatic and heartfelt sentiment.  She’s embarrassed to death and basically tells him to shut up.

He then pulls out the diamond whatever (earrings, bracelet, necklace, whatever) and shows it to him.  She suddenly changes character and embraces him and starts to say in a breathless voice "I love this man, I love this man, I love this man." 

WHY? Because he gave you a freakin’ expensive glass-like piece of stone?  THAT’S OK to say "I love you" but not shouting it out to the world?  Is it just me or does that make women look shallow and materialistic?  Or at least THAT woman??  Why don’t they just end the spot with "can’t win her with love?  Buy the bitch with some diamonds" and just be honest with what they are trying to say!?!?

Ready to Admit Something

I like the Gin Blossoms, dammit.  I don’t care what anyone thinks.  New Miserable Experience a great, listenable album.  No, its not Sgt. Pepper’s or Exile on Main Street, or even Tommy or Never Mind the Bollucks or whatever fucking obvious comparison  you want to make.  And yes, its "pop-y".  So what?  They’re good, enjoyable songs, and the song "29" strikes a chord with each passing day that I get closer to that age.

So to all you music elitists out there who hate them becuase they made the alternative popular, deal with it.  Get over yourselves and enjoy the goddamn music.