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Special Event Concerts

Being at the 4th of July concert by the Pops was a bit of a special event concert – not so much because it was the once-a-year event, but because it was the first concert with Steven Tyler singing after his throat surgery. 

It got me thinking about a conversation I had with a friend a few months ago about other "Special Event" concerts I’ve been to.  These are concerts that aren’t just a regular tour supporting another new album release, but once-in-a-lifetime opportunities or times you’ve seen a band on their last tour (because someone in the band died and/or the band broke up) or on a reunion tour or a special night of a tour.  Here’s my list:

  • U2 on the ZooTV tour, the biggest production to date for a tour
  • KISS on their last tour WITHOUT make-up
  • KISS on their (first) reunion tour with make-up BACK on
  • Soundgarden (now broken up) when they opened for Neil Young in 1993
  • Blind Melon (Shannon Hoon is now dead) on the same tour in 1993
  • What appears to be Pink Floyd’s last tour ever (as of right now) in 1994
  • Eagles on their first reunion tour
  • Van Halen with Sammy Hagar
  • Little Richard (not sure if he’s still performing any more)
  • Roy Orbison (died in 1988)
  • Reunited J. Geils Band in 1995
  • Squirrel Nut Zippers, who don’t appear to have done much since 2000
  • Seeing Billy Joel in a Q&A session at the Providence Performing Arts center
  • Attending Woodstock ’99
  • Saw Rage Against the Machine on their last tour in 1999
  • Jimmy Page with the Black Crowes in 1999
  • Judas Priest with Ripper Owens…
  • …and Judas Priest back with Rob Halford
  • Aerosmith with Kid Rock and Run DMC
  • The short-lived "reunion" tour of Guns N’ Roses in 2002
  • First night of the Aerosmith/Lenny Kravitz tour in 2005

Some are more momentous than others, but they are all kind of special for various reasons.  I’d be curious what some of my reader’s "special concerts" might be – what bands you saw before they broke up, before an artist died or special performances you may have been witness to!

Out Of Control

Last month I blogged about the Mentos and Diet Coke phenomenon.  I should have blogged about it in May when I saw the world premier of the Eepybird.com video showing the Mentos and Diet Coke fountain.

When we first saw the video at the Oddfellow Theater in Buckfield, Maine, the Eepybird.com web site wasn’t even operating yet.  Just a simple "coming soon" page was up there.  Now, Fritz and Steve – whom I can say I have met – have been all over the news and on the Today show and Late Night with David Letterman.

Pop Culture Gangster was on the cutting edge of things and didn’t even know!

A True Life Experience at Tanglewoods

It was a busy week for the Pop Culture Gangster last week – not only did I go to Waterfires, and the 4th of July Celebration in Boston, but I also went to Tanglewoods for the first time ever, and accomplished a life goal of seeing Beethoven’s 9th Symphony performed live.

Unlike other concert going experiences, this was very laid back and had a plebeian sophistication to it.  It wasn’t filled with stuck up fans like the Andrea Boccelli concert, but it also was far from rowdy.  It truly felt like a group of true music fans there to hear great music – perhaps the greatest music ever composed – in a unique, historical setting.

The first thing that is unique about Tanglewoods is that picnicking is encouraged – you’re not forced to buy overpriced and poorly cooked hamburgers and hot dogs or stale popcorn at outrageous prices.  Like others, we showed up with two bottles of wine, cheese, crackers, sausage, salami and fruit for a light dinner.  Others showed up with full meals and ate on picnic blankets by candlelight.  Its tough to find a bad spot to sit on the lawn, but some opted for a better view of the dramatic valley landscape than a view of the stage.  Others got close to the musical action, which is never far away thanks to large projection screens.

The sound quality lived up to its legendary status, though next time I would love to hear the show under the shed instead of out on the lawn, as I think it would be more emphatic.  It is a high class but not snobbish event that anyone within a few hour’s drive should experience once in their life – even if you don’t like classical music, there’s sure to be something to entertain you and lawn tickets can run as low as $8.50!  The worst thing that can happen is that you spend a few relaxing hours with friends and loved ones listening to great music and picnicking. 

The drive out is a bit of a bear, but not any worse than other concerts – a long narrow road is shut down to allow two lanes of traffic to get out and only one pompous twit cut me off, unlike the aforementioned Boccelli twit-fest.

Classical music is one of those things that doesn’t appeal to everyone, but there’s probably a piece that will appeal to anyone willing to try it.  It isn’t all quiet chamber music – Beethoven’s 9th is an amazing piece filled with a chorus with a dramatic ending to end all dramatic endings.  The 1812 Overture is famous for its explosive finale.  On the opposite end of the spectrum, Pachabel’s Canon has become a well-loved piece of relaxing music.

Being a fan of classical music doesn’t make you a better person, nor does listening to it, but there’s also nothing wrong with it and can only help to broaden your experiences.  When put in a setting as gorgeous and serene as Tanglewoods however, it becomes a nearly religious experience and truly a life experience that everyone should be fortunate enough to have. 

Guide to Surviving the Boston Pops 4th of July Concert

Both as a public service and as a means of my own record-keeping, I present a list of things to bring and do’s and don’ts for anyone attending the Boston Pops’ 4th of July Concert on the Esplanade:

WHAT TO BRING:

  • Pop-up camp chairs
  • Picnic blanket
  • Tarp or garbage bags to cover your stuff in case it rains
  • Umbrella(s)
  • Snacks – nothing TOO salty, but a variety of things to keep you going through the day
  • Plenty to drink – lemonade, iced tea, and water
  • Plenty to read – good chance to catch up on magazines
  • Card or board games
  • Binoculars
  • Camera
  • Hats – if its hot, you might sweat through one or two, believe me
  • Windbreaker or something else in case it cools off in the evening
  • Rolling cooler (worth buying one with wheels!!)
  • Napkins and/or paper towels
  • No-water-needed hand sanitizer
  • Wet wipes
  • Sunscreen and lip balm
  • Decorations – people bring all sorts of thing to decorate their spot and themselves and it makes for a more festive environment

The earlier you get there, the better, but unless you want a spot RIGHT in the front, I don’t think you need to be there at four in the morning.  Just be prepared to wait in line for a while if you show up between 8:30 and 11:00 a.m.

Tents of various kinds are allowed during the day, but must come down before the show.

Be respectful of your fellow concert goers.  We let someone use our chairs to give his feet a break, and shared our refreshments with others.  We kept an eye on each ether’s stuff and felt safe and secure while we were there.  It would be a shame to see that change.

Its a long day and it will get more crowded as the day goes on – a lot of people get their wristband, stake out their location and then leave, coming back only before the concert – just realize that the nice spacious area you have at three in the afternoon might get more crowded by 8 p.m. – so don’t complain about it.

The bathrooms are porta-johns, but they do a great job keeping them clean and stocked throughout the day.  Probably the best job I’ve ever seen at any festival.

Think through your location selection carefully.  There are places you can’t see the fireworks from and other places where you can get a great view of the stage but will be baking in the sun all day.  There are some locations that offer a good balance of being able to see the show, sit in the shade, and see the fireworks, but you’ll have to figure that out for yourself, since I did and want to have the same spot next year!

Hoo-Ray for the Stars And Stripes

Like any other holiday, the 4th of July has a number of iconic images associated with it: hot dogs and hamburgers on the grill; spending time in your backyard with family and friends drinking cold beer and/or lemonade; going to watch the fireworks with the kids; the news report of some moron who decided to hold a lit M-80.  For me, one of those icon of Independence Day is the Boston Pops playing at the Hatch Shell.  After years of watching it on television, I finally went and experienced it in person. 

In recent years, Boston’s 4th of July celebration has come to be regarded as one of the best – if not THE best – in the country, but the event has been a 30-year-plus tradition going back to Arthur Fiedler.   Since then, major music stars team up with the Pops to celebrate the country’s birthday and a spectacular fireworks display follows, all shown on national television. 

Even before the national attention, getting a prime spot at the Pops at the Hatch Shell – a free concert – has been a major production.  Since overnight camping isn’t allowed, people start lining up in the wee hours of the morning and stay up all night to get a front row seat. 

While we wanted the experience of celebrating the 4th with the Pops, we didn’t want to go quite that far, so we arrived at around 8:30 in the morning.   That is 12 hours before the the concert starts at 8:30 in the evening!

Approaching the entrance from Storrow Drive (it is always weird to walk on a road that is closed and is usually so busy with traffic), we were deceived by what we thought was a short line.  Turning the corner, we found there were probably around 1,000 people in front of us.  Fortunately, the area in front of the Hatch Shell holds approximately 9,000 people and we were able to get a good pick of locations.

I had been saying all along that we would make some new friends during the day and sure enough, as we are standing in line, we began talking with a group of Texans visiting Boston for the week.  Another group of Texas natives got into the conversation, resulting in a whole "Texas A&M vs. Texas Tech vs. University of Texas vs. etc. etc." thing that we felt VERY left out of.  And to think that moments before they were making fun of we Red Sox fans for being so fanatical…

Once through the gates and with our wristband obtained, we picked an ideal location in the shade – that is all I will say, since we plan on going back and don’t want to give away where we sat, but we think it is the ideal location: shady, near the water, and with a good view of the stage.

The day was spent reading, playing cards, staying hydrated and doing a lot of people watching.  It is frightening what people think they can wear.  And I say this knowing full well that I can’t wear just anything and look good in it, but I also don’t go around in speedos.  Therefore, women who jiggle in the wrong places when they walk shouldn’t be wearing bikinis.  and tube tops are a privilege and not a right…

Speaking of American freedoms, I realize that we all have the ability to speak on cell phones and do what we want when we want, but is it really necessary to keep talking through the national anthem or the Pledge of Allegiance?  How important can the conversation be (I’m sure its not that important) that you need to disrespect your country and find out what happened last night on The Surreal Life?  For a guidance of what you’re SUPPOSED to do during the National Anthem, see here.

Anyway – for the most part, people at the event were respectful and laid back.  We had no problem leaving our stuff for a while when we started to take shelter from an approaching thunderstorm.  We shared our drinks with our new Texas friends and watched their stuff while they finished up their Boston site-seeing.

A few days before we had gone to Waterfire in Providence, another event unique to this area, and a another unique one in today’s crazy world.  Basically a bunch of fires anchored and floating in a river streaming through downtown Providence and accompanied by hauntingly beautiful music, it is an event that forces people to slow down and stroll, converse, or sit in quiet reflection.  In a world filled with extreme sports, fast-cut editing and 24-hour everything, anything that is capable of getting people to slow down is remarkable.  Spending the day on the Esplanade just reading, playing cards and talking was a great way to spend a holiday.

The concert itself was fantastic – great music that swelled with Patriotic pride, from Bernstein’s "Overture to Candide" to the grand finale of the "Stars and Stripes Forever."  Steven Tyler and Joe Perry were the special musical guests, which was the impetus for me going this year in the first place; not only am I a big Aerosmith fan, but it was going to be the first time Steven was going to perform since his throat surgery.  The first time he let out a signature Tyler-style screech, the crowd went wild, knowing that he was back in perfect form.

An interesting factoid: the Boston Pops keep playing during what are commercial breaks at home.  We heard the theme from Rocky, a song from the musical Chicago, and a hilarious sing-along of classic rock tunes led by conductor Keith Lockhart, who really can’t sing at all.  Like bad karaoke with a great backing band…

Second interesting factoid: the area in front of the Pops pretty much clears out during Stars & Stripes, as people rush to get a good spot for the fireworks.  There was no way I was leaving before seeing the American flag drop down from the top of the Hatch Shell, one of the simplest yet dramatic moments of the celebration.

A highlight was seeing the 1812 Overture performed live – we were close enough to the cannons on the riverbank that we could see the sparks fly out when they went off and at the finale had fireworks behind us, cannons to the left and the Pops to our front!

The fireworks were spectacular, perfectly choreographed to a great music soundtrack and reflecting perfectly in the water of the Charles river.

The smartest move of the day however, was the decision to stay in a hotel on Tuesday night.  While everyone else was still trudging to their cars and fighting traffic, we were showered and on a comfy bed watching the 11:00 news and saying "Hey! We were just there!!" which was pretty cool to be able to say.

Venting and Ranting

Rolling Stone has been a favorite magazine of mine for a long time now.  I’ve been a subscriber since at least my early teens, which means I’ve been a steady subscriber for about 15 years now.   I’m a loyal customer and depend on the magazine to keep me up to date no new music, good movies and more.  Definitely one of my top choices for pop culture information.

However, they are ruining my love for the magazine with one poor customer service effort.  Their 1,000 issue recently came out and I never received it in the mail.  Maybe it was stolen, maybe it was lost in the mail… who knows?  Point is, that after 15 years of subscribing, the first issue I don’t receive is one that I was really looking forward to.  It was a disappointment, but I was confident that they would set things right and send me a replacement issue.

So I hop on their web site and quickly discover that there is no way to reach a person – you need to do customer service through a web-based form.   So I shoot off a polite email explaining the situation and instead of getting resolution, I get this insulting piece of cookie-cutter response:

Thank you for contacting Rolling Stone Magazine.

We are sorry to inform you that the issue you requested is no longer 
available.

We have extended your subscription one issue for each issue requested.  
The new expiration date will appear on your address label in the near 
future.

Thank you
Rolling Stone Magazine
csf

Obviously, not only did they NOT resolve the problem in the way requested – by sending a replacement copy of the issue – but they extended the subscription by one issue, not two, which would have been more appropriate, since it was a double issue.

I send back a more terse email and they come back with an offer to extend the subscription by TWO issues.  Still no replacement issue and still saying that the issue isn’t available, which struck me as strange, to say the least.  Turns out it is indeed a farce, since if you follow this link, you’ll see that they are still selling it. 

So I can’t get a free replacement issue, though I’ve done nothing but dutifully pay my subscription every year for over a decade, never complaining or asking anything more of them, BUT, if I want to give them an ADDITIONAL $20, I can certainly have a copy of the magazine that I never received. 

It really is enough to make you wonder if this a scam… I’m sure that this would fall under FTC wire fraud or USPS mail fraud regulation.   I’m not even going get into the "spirit of Rolling Stone" and how they are betraying their roots of the 60’s and hippie-dom by screwing over a long-time subscriber.

I’m going to go do some deep breathing exercises now.

My Crystal Ball (The Other One Is Fine, Thanks)

For those who don’t know, the Pop Culture Gangster is a bit of a Red Sox fan, which means I might regret this, but here I go…   

The Red Sox just beat the New York Mets for the second game in a row, making it 11 straight wins, the most since 1995 when they won 10 in a row.  We’re almost at the All-Star break and the team is on fire.

So are the Mets actually…  which leads us to the way-too-early to be talking like this possibility of the Red Sox playing the Mets in the World Series.  20 years after they played each other in the 1986 World Series, ending in what was the most heartbreaking loss in Red Sox history.  1986 was one of the biggest clouds hanging – looming – over Red Sox nation for years, and Sox fans are a fairly superstitious bunch. 

We beat the Yankees and St. Louis in 2004, which definitely lightened the cross we all bear as Red Sox fans.  The Yankees are obviously a hated rival, but St. Louis has a history with the Sox as well – they beat us in two other World Series bids, in 1948 and 1967. 

Still, Red Sox fans still have a few ghosts of years past that haunt us.

What say the Red Sox beat the Mets in the World Series, 20 years after they played each other last.  The Sox win because Pedro Martinez – who left the Red Sox to play for the Mets – bungles a simple fielding play, a la Bill Buckner. The Red Sox win the Series and the opening pitch at Fenway of the 2007 series is thrown by none other Bill Buckner himself, who can consider the demons exercised.

Now we just gotta beat Cincinnati and order will be restored to the universe.

Sex Sells

The news wires have been rather sexually charged lately, filled with some risque photos from the World Cup and some rather interesting news bits.

Apparently Japan needs to have more sex.  They have  baby shortage and the main reasons was discovered through a survey which showed "people between the ages of 16 and 49 showed 31 percent had not had sex for more than a month "for no particular reason" — a condition known as ‘sexless.’"  No, that’s a condition called SAD or "CAN’T GET LAID."

There’s really no pop-culture signifigance to this photo.  Its just a factory worker packing condoms into a box (didn’t know they did that by hand…).  I just wanted a chance to point out that I think it is funny that there is a condom factory in Bangkok.  Get it?  Condom?  Bangkok?  Well, it made me laugh.

The caption of this photo is "Misty May-Treanor makes a signal behind her back during a fourth round match."  No… that is a close-up of Misty May-Treanor’s magnificent ASS.  Plain and simple. 

You’d think that being a sports photographer is a pretty cool job.  However, apparently it is filled with many lonely, lonely men.   Not only did I have my earlier post about hot photos from the World Cup, and the above Misty May ass shot, but now we have these:

This serves no jounalistic purpose at all.  Its just three great asses in tight bikini bottoms.

USA! USA! USA! USA! Makes me want to stand up and umm… "salute"

Bounce a quarter off of this and you’ll lose an eye on the ricochet

So here’s my solution to the Japanese sex problem: send the men to the world cup and beach volleyball championships!  They get a vacation AND all worked up.

This is a Muppet news flash!

Well, no it isn’t, but it is a little update of some of the more interesting things I read this week:

Target is embracing the "Tar-zhay" mockery of their name with some serious bling.

The American Dream is changing according to this article from the Boston Globe.  This is a trend I’ve been watching and following for years now.  Older adults mistake it for a desire for instant gratification, but its not that – its a desire to live a full life right from the start, not just at the end of it.

I’ve always found it surprising that there aren’t more "celebrity gamers" given the popularity of video games.  I remember watching a TV show on the USA Network that showed people playing video games way back in the old days of Frogger and Centipede and the like.  However, someone has taken a stab at putting together a list of the most influential gamers in gaming history.

I wasn’t going to blog about this, but it has literally shown up in so many places, I just had to since it keeps popping up.  Its about a new cereal box topper which helps to pour breakfast cereal.

I made a post earlier about the World Cup.  Don’t fret ladies – there’s something there for you… men taking off their pants!

When will adults learn?  You just can’t beat teenagers at their own game with technology!  They invent a tone that will drive teens nuts because they are the only ones who can hear it and now the teens are using it to take phone calls secretly.

If you need proof that some people take the comics a bit too seriously, here it is. (and just for the record, the headline "Spiderman outs himself to the press" scared me at first.  "Spiderman is gay!?!?" I thought, "but Mary-Jayne is hot!!")

Here’s an article about how cuteness has taken over Japan.  I’m glad that in the article someone pointed out that cuteness can border on the disturbing.  Hello Kitty scares the crap out of me. 

And last but certainly not least… if you need this, then you need professional help to get detached from your iPod: the iPod toilet paper dispenser.  I don’t make this stuff up people – I just find it and pass it along to you.

Timing Is Everything

To steal a number from Keith Knight’s K Chronicles comic, I experienced one of life’s little victories this afternoon. 

While listening to the radio on the way home from Boston this afternoon, Aerosmith’s "Love In An Elevator" started playing.  Being the first Aerosmith song I reallyliked and the one that initially got me into them, I cranked it up and was hoping that I wouldn’t get back to the office before the song ended.

As it turns out…. perfect timing.  The song ended, I turned the engine off and walked into the office.  Doncha just love it when a good song ends just as you get to where you’re going?