The Most Gratuitous Web Page Ever

If you need proof that shopping is truly considered a hobby… a pastime… perhaps even a sport… in America, check out this guide on "How To Have A Successful Day of Shopping."  Mapping out your plan at the mall.  Literally mapping it out.  That’s what they reccoemend.

If you find yourself actually doing any of the stuff on here, or heaven forbid, ALL the steps outlined in this fine guide, then please, get yourself some help.