Parody Needed

You really don’t even want to know the story behind how this popped into my head, but will somebody PLEASE – for the love of god, PLEASE – write a parody version of "My Humps" by the Black Eyed Peas and have it written from the point of view of either the Hunchback of Notre Dame and/or Igor the hunch-backed lab assistant from Frankenstein?

That’s comedic gold waiting to be mined right there.  Feel free to leave your contributions below.