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Hee hee huh huh… this is categorized "current affairs"

Anyway – for those of you who didn’t hear, two Carolina Panthers Cheerleaders were allegedly caught having sex in a bar’s bathroom in Tampa, Florida.

I’m been to Tampa twice… but apparently not to the right places.  (though I did enjoy the company of several fine women at the rate of $20 for two songs…) 

Please join me in wishing, hoping and praying that this story is true.  It gives hope to mankind, it really does. 

You can read about it and see pictures of the girls that you can insert into you own fantasies at these sites:

Deadspin

Juicee News Daily