So I was out doing a bunch of errands and going on a mini-shopping spree to get a bunch of stuff I’ve been waiting to buy.  One of these things took me to South Attleboro, MA, a lovely little surburban area of strip malls and the like.   The weather was gorgeous today, so while driving around, I had my windows down and the tunes cranked up.  Of course, I was listening to my usual selection of depravity…  when I got to the Bristol Place mall in South Attleboro, I happened to be listening to "Animal (Fuck Like a Beast)" by W.A.S.P.   So I parked my car, got my stuff together, and rolled up the windows, all while this song is playing, rather loudly…

When I stepped out of the car, I was greeted by not one, not two, but THREE minivans with families and their mothers just GLARING at me. 

Whoops…